| I can update again! |
[31 Oct 2004|09:22pm] |
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Updation! Updation! I can update Again! Yo Yo Suppahfly Pip Pip Cheerio!! Im so happy right now. But not only because I can update in this century again. Im talking to the coolest most incredible and amazing (Incredazing) person on Earth!! Ja Ja.
Sooo, hmmm updation about my driving skills and how I thought I was gonna get rammed by a freakin tank. Well, Im on Hill Lane at the light in front of Abbey waiting for it to turn green. Because green means go. So it turns green and I see this gigantic SUV doing about 120 down the fast lane. Coming at me. So I hesitate and people start beepin and bleepin and flippin me off, which I did back but thats besides the purpose, and then I floor it across Gardiners and go behind Abbey and back to my house. And I was also attacked by the Abbey Gator. Yes, the freakin Abbey Gator. It resides underneath Abbey Lane Elementary School and attacks little children. And they call it a mascot. Pshhh.
Ok onto the fight between the Duck and Smurf! Their Super Super Duper Mega Ultimate Brawl is tonight. There is refreshments and Christmas Cakes in the back.
So round one. Duck and Smurf - FIGHT! Bam BIP BOOYAH SMACK CRACK HIT DUCK HIT SMURF IN SMURF BAM BIPPIN FUCKIN BOOYAH KRAKKK POP HIT SMURF HIT DUCK IN BILL DUCK HIT SMURF IN BEER SMURF HIT DUCK IN WING BAM BAM BAM BOOYAH FIGHT OVER TIE!
They're still friends. Duck just bought Smurf another Beer. Smurf just gave Duck a Christmas Cakes. And no they are not gay.
Peace out now yall, im on the phone with the love of my life. <3
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| Booyah! - 2 |
[20 Oct 2004|01:37am] |
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Yo Yo Suppahfly, Pip Pip Cheerio!
That is the grand philosophy of life. It's all you need to know. Ever. For everything. In any given situation. It will work. It will be there for you. It will be there even if you think it's not. It's damn suppahfly cool! And thank you dEnEEcE for el CD.....LCD, that stands for something. I cant remember but it doesnt stand for something good...I think. But ja, Saves Teh Day is suppahfly cool and so is dEnEEce for makin it.
Ok, great. Booyah! What would the beginning of an entry be without the word "updation". Yes, time for updation. I will updation. Also, this wouldnt be an entry without a Christmas Cakes. So, help yourself to a Christmas Cakes. The Duck is serving them on these cocktail platter plates. I guess it's a Duck thing. The smurf is off gettin stoked somewhere and rockin out to Wham!.
Hmmm, real updation information now? Installed me a tele in my room. Now when I talk to people I wont have to hang up on them every ten minutes. And I wont have to get yelled at when I call back for intentionally hanging up either. :P
Hmmm, ever wonder what goes through my head? Im gonna time myself for a minute and just type every word, phrase, thing, letter, thingamajigginbob that pops into my head. Arighty, here goes:
I wonder how this turn out DUCK BILL PLATYPUS do you know where the muffin man lives why dun he live on muffin lane who is that guy standing outside my window in a drunken rage OMG I SEE GODZILLA like w-t-f mate is that monkey eating the poopy i want a cookie and a christmas cakes and i think my minute is done if a minute was 47 seconds 52 seconds ONE LAST THING TO TYPE DUCK BILL PLATYPUS.....again
....Wow. A-D-D anyone? Duck Bill Platypus came up twice. This must mean something! Australian Safari time!!
Arights, Im off to meet me a Duck Bill Platypus. If you want, see what goes through your mind in a minute. Just type whatever the hell pops into your mind, if you choose to do this that is.
EDIT: So I backdate the entry and it doesnt appear at the top. I try to make another entry in January so it will flow and be on top...and it changes it back to October. I hate these stupid laws of time....
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| Whats a Backdate option and where is it? |
[18 Oct 2004|09:02pm] |
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It's all about the updation. I have no clue why but I feel like updating! Being able to type and hit the buttons and then read the letters put together into words that I just wrote! Wow. It must be these new Old Navy socks im wearing. Feel Good prices mixed with low something gives some weird effect on the brain or something. Then theres always Wendy's. Eat late even great! Wait Great Eat Late Even! Even Great Eat Late! NO! Screw it, thinking about Wendys is making my already screwed up stomach worse.
Onto more important matters. Like me thinking about opening a Noodle Cart. When I got to College, im gonna have to work. What better than to open up a Noodle Cart. And, the genius part about is that I'll open where theres not a lot of Noodle Carts....which is basically anywhere but thats besides the point. I dunno where Id actually get a Noodle Cart though. Or Noodles for that matter. Id sell giant Noodles though. Like ones the size of the Noodles you play with in a pool, only eatable. Id also sell cookies at my Noodle Cart.
And finally to update on the whole Duck/Smurf drama: The Duck and the Smurf are going on Maury. Apparently the Smurf has some unresolved issues.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Champagne and Christmas Cakes will now be served.
Ok, but now for real. Because I made it Christmas the other day I cant go back in time and make it September. Stupid LJ and it's time restarints.
Ok Great! Today in Physics I got a 7140.92% error on my lab. I mustve done something wrong.
Also, the Duck and the smurf dont get along. Two mascots too much for one LJ? They've scheduled a fight for October 31st. Halloween Brawl!
I still want a real Duck.
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| Check it out! |
[15 Oct 2004|02:24am] |
18 Muffin Lane has undergone rebuilding, refurbishing, re-colorerizing, re-layouterizing and everything else that ends in "erizing".
All "erizings" were done by dEnEEcE Rebuilding Refurbishing Re-colorerizing Re-layouterizing Company. Danke shoun muy gracias very thanks to dEnEEcE.
Now..........House Party!! I told the Duck to pick up a Christmas Cakes so have no fear!
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| Take a Penny Leave a Penny |
[13 Oct 2004|01:11am] |
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Ok my entry got deleted 5...*EDIT* this is number 6...now 7 *EDIT*...times by stupid Livejournal. Because of this!!!
Incorrect time value: Your most recent journal entry is dated 2004-12-25 00:00, but you're trying to post one at 2004-09-27 12:56 without the backdate option turned on. Please check your computer's clock. Or, if you really mean to post in the past, use the backdate option.
Stupid Livejournal lingo. I have no clue what the hello a backdate option is. dEnEEcE tried to help me by telling me to write the entry then copy and paste it if LJ went Nazi on me. But then after it told me my "time value was invalid" I accidentally copied the thing above....and lost the entry. Im proud to be an idiot. =D
Ok yeah I had this whole thing typed out where I almost ran over some kid on my block while I was driving. But its too long and I can summarize it in three words: "Kid on Bike that I almost hit deserved it because he looked right at me and kept going straight so I flipped him off and he stopped and we had words then my mom got pissed and I went ahead and continued driving."
Three words is a lot these days.
Now onto the most important thing that crossed my mind today. I want a Duck. A white Duck with a yellow bill beaky nose mouth thing and yellow web feet. Id buy him/her/both? one of those mini baby pools to swim around in. It would be mad craaazy awsm!! I unno what Id name him/her/both? Maybe Rufus for a guy Duck. Henryetta for a girl Duck. And Michael Jackson for a both Duck? No, I wouldnt do that to the Duck. Any suggestions?
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| IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! (but not nemore cause i fixed the date) |
[12 Oct 2004|12:00am] |
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Random Anonymously Anonymous person that left a randomly anonymous comment on my entry before this one inspired me to update. So that took me like a half hour to remember/figure out how to do this and where to click and move the mouse and stuff. But yeah, onto more important matters....
IT IS CHRISTMAS!! The thingy with the numbers and the date says its December 25....which im pretty is CHRISTMAS...in the year of 2004....which is weird because it's still October....or September...but thats besides point. Yes, CHRISTMAS! Santa! Rudolph! Frosty! The Easter Bunny! I invited them all over to my house for a Christmas Bash at 00:00 today...which is now. Every else is invited. It'll be like Christmas....only Christmas. THAT MAKES SENSE IF YOU LOOK AT IT ON AN ANGLE. I tried. And I got it.
So, who wants Christmas Cakes?
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| Booyah! |
[10 Oct 2004|01:09am] |
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Yo Yo Suppahfly, Pip Pip Cheerio!
That is the grand philosophy of life. It's all you need to know. Ever. For everything. In any given situation. It will work. It will be there for you. It will be there even if you think it's not. It's damn suppahfly cool! And thank you dEnEEcE for el CD.....LCD, that stands for something. I cant remember but it doesnt stand for something good...I think. But ja, Saves Teh Day is suppahfly cool and so is dEnEEce for makin it.
Ok, great. Booyah! What would the beginning of an entry be without the word "updation". Yes, time for updation. I will updation. Also, this wouldnt be an entry without a Christmas Cakes. So, help yourself to a Christmas Cakes. The Duck is serving them on these cocktail platter plates. I guess it's a Duck thing. The smurf is off gettin stoked somewhere and rockin out to Wham!.
Hmmm, real updation information now? Installed me a tele in my room. Now when I talk to people I wont have to hang up on them every ten minutes. And I wont have to get yelled at when I call back for intentionally hanging up either. :P
Hmmm, ever wonder what goes through my head? Im gonna time myself for a minute and just type every word, phrase, thing, letter, thingamajigginbob that pops into my head. Arighty, here goes:
I wonder how this turn out DUCK BILL PLATYPUS do you know where the muffin man lives why dun he live on muffin lane who is that guy standing outside my window in a drunken rage OMG I SEE GODZILLA like w-t-f mate is that monkey eating the poopy i want a cookie and a christmas cakes and i think my minute is done if a minute was 47 seconds 52 seconds ONE LAST THING TO TYPE DUCK BILL PLATYPUS.....again
....Wow. A-D-D anyone? Duck Bill Platypus came up twice. This must mean something! Australian Safari time!!
Arights, Im off to meet me a Duck Bill Platypus. If you want, see what goes through your mind in a minute. Just type whatever the hell pops into your mind, if you choose to do this that is.
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| So this is how you do it |
[03 Aug 2004|03:40pm] |
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Looky here. I can write in this here thing!! It's like magic without the sparks and fireworks and the magical thing happening. But still, I can type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type and type until I want to stop. Now I know what Shakespeare and Dickens felt like.
What else am I supposed to do with this shit? Talk about the miracle that is life? Yes well, it starts when two people love eachother and then they dial up the stork to give them a bundle of life and joy. Then its all history from there.
I love wasting people's time! But, Im probably only wasting my own. But still, this is retarteh and fun. And those past updates werent me. Well the one that I did was mine but the other one that I didnt do was mine.
Hah!
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[20 Jun 2004|12:54pm] |
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| The Muffins |
[21 Mar 2004|12:59am] |
This just in:
"The Muffin Socialist Party of Muffins in Muffiny have Muffclared Muffwar on Munchkin City. Adolph Muffin, the Muffcrazed Blueberry Muffin with the Muffgoatee, Muffvowed Muffrevenge on the Munchkins for Muffmaking Muffpeople Mufffat. The Muffin then Muffsent out his Muffiny army of Muffiny Muffins to Muffin up the Muffo-sition. Muffinly, the Muffins Muffacked the Muff-capital of Muffiny to Muffin in a Muffiny victory."
AND SO BEGINS THE REIGN OF THE MUFFIN MAN!!
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